She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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