Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
