The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
where am i from again
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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