Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Randomize
