Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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