brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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