definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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