I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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