Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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