i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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