how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
third nipple confirmed
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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