can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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