Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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