i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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