On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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