Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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