i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Randomize
