Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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