the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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