South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
