i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
tell me about the fingering
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