found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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