More tranny stories later!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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