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I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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