Plan B is the new Plan A
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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