The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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