who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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