But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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