People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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