I'm going to jail i love you
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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