Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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