I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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