I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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