THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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