Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
