I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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