It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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