maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i out mim tonsoeep
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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