Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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