Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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