I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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