So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
