don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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