Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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