i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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