would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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