ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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