I must be too annoying 4 u.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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