'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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