That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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