wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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